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Please don’t scream or run away! No one likes being greeted that way. Just say “howdy,” or however else you’d greet a normal human friend.
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Not humans, if that’s what you’re wondering.
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Technically, you could. However, because of temporal anomalies as you approach the speed of light, by the time you returned to Earth, everyone you know and love would no longer be alive.
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Astral Paddle is the cosmos’ fastest-growing sport. We’d love to show you how it’s played.
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It has taken hundreds of years to get your attention! Now that we have it, we want to make our efforts worthwhile. So, we’ll be around awhile.
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Because we can change forms, sometimes we have tentacles, sometimes we don’t, whatever works best for the situation.
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Sigh. You really need to stop asking.